Hi there. I know it must seem strange to read something from me after not hearing from me for so long. I can’t tell you how strange it feels to me. As the time has stretched on from when I last wrote, I’ve felt more and more uncomfortable writing to you. It’s like our friendship was fractured and I don’t know why. So please forgive my silence, and know that I have thought about you nearly every single day. I didn’t intend to stay away this long and I certainly didn’t intend to leave you in the grip of a conversation about facial hair. Thank you for hanging in there during what has become a surprisingly provocative, yet frothy debate.
I love you. And I’m back.