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Cookie break.

“Hey, can you make the cookies made of crack?”, my husband asks me.

(He’s referring to the addictive qualities of a specific Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookie.  There are no narcotics involved. Really.)

So I made the cookies made of crack, and I thought it’s about time I share this ridiculous goodness with the world.  So here you go.  The best cookies in the world.  (Originally my mom’s recipe)

1 cup shortening
3/4 cup brown suger
3/4 cup granulated sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
1 1/2 cups flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
2 cups oatmeal
7 oz semi-sweet chocolate chips (or more… whatever amount of chocolate you want)

mix well shortening, sugar, eggs & vanilla.
add remaining ingredients, mix well to blend
bake at 350 on greased cookie sheets, about 8 minutes
(best removed from oven when not completely browned… will cool to a more chewy consistency!)

Make them.  Today.  But please use their powers for good, not evil.
YUM.

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4 Comments Post a comment
  1. Derek #

    If you add about 2 T of water to the recipe then you can put them in a greased 9×13 pan and you have some of the best cookie bars in the world.

    WARNING: If you leave them in the pan in a highly trafficked area w/ a knife still in the pan they will disappear in 24 hours.

    August 12, 2009
    • kim #

      you speak truth, my bro

      August 12, 2009
  2. you should send me some of those …

    August 12, 2009
    • kim #

      nope. keeping them here. fetch. :)

      August 12, 2009

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