Leaving family camp….. have been playing near a creek:
Me: It’s time to go!
Her:  Aw, mom!  Can’t I stay and look for leeches?  

No.  The answer will always be NO.

Family in car… have been driving for 2 hours:
Him: I need to use the bathroom!!
Dad: we’re almost home, buddy.
Him: Aw, dad!  Can’t I pee out the window while we’re driving?  

No.  The answer will always be NO.

 

Maybe we’re just really strict. 

Other questions to which the answer will always be ‘no’?